Aaron is nauseous.
It is Halloween weekend but I did not have enough candy to make me sick, so I had four slices of Costco pizza instead. For breakfast. I have not moved since then. Not even to grab the remote. As a result, I am now stuck watching the Bengals-Seahawks game.
It is hard to watch Seahawks games this year because I want them to lose so they can get a higher draft pick. Friends of mine call it sacrilegious; I call it investing in the future. If the Hawks go 4-12 this year they would have a shot at Andrew Luck and a real good shot at Matt Barkley. Two of Seattle’s biggest football patriarchs, Petey Carroll and Stevie Sarkisian, are USC guys so it makes sense that they would draft the Trojan quarterback. Here is a picture of him and his girlfriend in Nigeria:
She is a soccer player at Seattle Pacific University. I think he is meant to be a Seahawk. Couldn't you see him throwing out the first pitch at a Mariners game while grinning like a little kid who just ate four bags of Skittles?
Seattle has got to be the most offensively challenged city in America. The Mariners scored less runs than every MLB team, including those in the National League that have a pitcher bat three times per game. That is pathetic. The Seahawks just put up another stinker too. Their 6-3 loss to Cleveland had more punts (12) than points (9). The Sounders have the best offense in the city and they score like, two goals in a game. Riveting.
I miss the NBA. LeBron, Kobe, CP3, D-Rose, I am thinking about you.
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