Everyone needs to talk about their feelings, even LeBron James. That is why he keeps a personal diary. LeBron was kind enough to let us read some excerpts:


What up y'all. King here. Well, sort of. Guess this would be a good time to give shouts out to Joel "Canadian Chocolate" Anthony for transcribing everything I say. I have him do it because I don't know how to use a real keyboard. The only kind of typing I do is on my iPhone but D-Wade texts me so much I can't finish a sentence without getting interrupted by one of his stupid "Forward this to 10 people or the ghost of Marlon Brando will make you an offer you can't refuse!!" kind of texts. I text him back saying "Marlon is still alive, yo. That was just in the movie that he died you dummy!! LOL! --LBJ".

Damn he just texted me again. Wants to know if I want to go see "Think Like A Man" with him this weekend. I say yes because I believe that everybody on the Earth could learn something by putting themselves in another person's shoes and that would make the world a better place. This movie could change the world, yo.

After doing a little research, I mean, having Shane Google the movie, it turns out that it is a comedy with Kevin Hart (hands down the best stand-up comedian of all-time!!) and some guy that looks like a skinny Turtle from Entourage. Man if that actually is Turtle, I wonder what diet he went on. Eddy Curry's fat ass needs to go on a diet. Big Ed keeps telling me that he actually is on the South Beach diet but I don't see him losing any weight. He says "Dude, I live in South Beach. That means I'm on the South Beach diet." I try to tell him that it doesn't work like that (which I am not totally positive of either. Does it work like that? Like if you move to a city and the city is named 'Atkins' does that mean you are on the Atkins diet because you only eat food from a place called 'Atkins'? I'll have to have Shane Google this) but then he tells me that he has been trying really hard to lose weight but can't because of his genetics. His last name is Curry so I guess that makes sense. Good point, Big Ed.

I'll meet up with D later to go see the movie but I hope he doesn't bring Gabrielle with. Ugh, dude, I hate her! She always gets all awkward when D and I share a popcorn and use the same straw for the soda. I wish it could be just me and D, just like how we run our offense.

Now that I think about it, I don't like going to movies with D either. We can never decide on the same kind of candy. I like M&M's because the letters in M&M's, M and M, remind me of the two most important things in life: me and myself.

D always gets a box of Buncha Crunch and every time he eats one says "It's Crunch Time, baby!!" right in my ear. Damn do I hate crunch time. I mean, only when D says it to me. Crunch time of games I'm cool with. We're good. Yeah... We're good.


--King