Everyone needs to talk about their feelings, even LeBron James. That is why he keeps a personal diary. LeBron was kind enough to let us read some excerpts.


What's good y'all, this is the King broadcasting live from somewhere over North Carolina. I, I mean we, just finished off the Knicks to win the series. It was tough, they are a great team. Just kidding, they are pretty bad. Carmelo is the only player on their team that myself respects but I only respect him because he married a girl named Lala which is like the easiest thing ever to spell. L-a-l-a. Just think of where the Lakers play, and say it twice. So simple. My girl's name is Savannah which is super hard to spell, yo. Like is there two N's? Two V's? Do you pronounce the H? The dude at Starbucks spelled it J-E-N-N-I-F-E-R (is that how you spell it? I'll have Shane check) and he gave her an apple cider instead of the chai tea that she had ordered. What an idiot. Some people, man. 


The series was good though. All of our games were on national TV. I don't know why they waited until the playoffs to start showing every one of our games on national. Do they not know that everybody wants to watch what I do all the time? They better do some research on their audience because everyone that I talk to (myself, every guy on the team except Chris, and my wife Jennifer [I think the guy at Starbucks actually had it right]) says that they love me and can't get enough of me. So ESPN and TNT, give the people (myself included) what they want... ME!!


A lot of people might be wondering why I am on a plane heading back to New York right now. To those people, I say, "Thanks for thinking about me. I was just doing the same thing." The reason is, even though we won't have to play the Knicks in New York again, I wanted to go back there to this restaurant that is only located in the New York area. I won't give away the name of the place (it has something to do with a nickname of mine) but they have the best burgers and fries, yo. Ok, I'll be a nice guy and tell you the name of the restaurant. It's 'Burger King' and man is it bomb!! Next time you are in the New York area, make sure you hit it up.


Don't want to forget to give a shout out to Joel "Hot Poutine" Anthony for transcribing all of this. The pilot just said that we are going to land soon but I told him to shut up and focus on flying the plane so I have more time to write this diary. I better go though because I still have to change clothes and bite every single one of my nails (including toes) before we get off of the plane. 


Can't wait for our next series against the India Pacers!!


-King